Three Word Story... TEH SEQUAL!!!!

Psionic mountain men went down the rubbish chute to eat junk food which killed them (because) radioactive lead blocks their awesome psionic powers. They promptly attacked the ISS ( International Space Station ) in order to Stop the production of stupid retarded redundancies, such as clever idiotic humans who attacked the ISS( International Space Station ) themselves too Then penguins from Mexico drove cars away from the Swine flu originator. They were afraid of catching it! and eating it and get culled by a great little stupid person who, in turn would find a fake crystal ball which he thought Would love him. But, Sadly, it didn't, and he ran away forever. Like Master God he descended to the toilet to drink out of the toilet seat and then the God Master came And began to which he called Let's play gutterball Then out of thin air a Leprechaun with his trusty meat vaporizer Shouted at him and then said holly molly polly rode on a big brown horse. But, suddenly it decided to walk up the street. and then it Took a jet to fiji and fight the snowman , a gigantic midget, who liked to wear red slippers and shout out: Ho ho ho! Suddenly, threw itself down a well. and landed with four feet and a rectal hemorrhage. he said to his pet rat "Revive this thread." and then he ended the multiverse. But the multiverse Exploded very nicely Into one, big mass of fiery pixies who decided That they would suffer grenade enemas Because of the Giant fat gorilla who gives pimps A hard time attempting to die in oblivion and all died out after a second and died again Because of adfeng and Shifted Perspectives Blew up because everyone wanted death because they're ungrateful . Look behind you, death is nearby, I'm gonna die.really just die I am dead Reincarnation! I'm alive. and dies again... But goes to home to die...

I'd just like to note that there are quite interesting psychoanalytic observations to be made here, each post is clearly influenced by previous posts, to a unique extent. (Eg: The word "red" in a previous post brings "ho ho ho", clearly a reference to santa claus, who wears red. Another is that, perhaps, cccy's various posts with the word "death" or it's synonyms caused the death of this thread!

A "My Hobby" in xkcd style:
My Hobby: Trolling shrinks with three-word stories.

{stick figure comic with a doctor stick figure getting confused and more confused the more he reads the store while saying something like "Oh, it seems that this.. oh wait, but that seems, but no…" And Black Hat Guy smirking in the corner. )

Anyone know Comrade Munroe's email? The cheeze would burn if this was on xkcd.