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« on: October 23, 2009, 12:01:53 AM » |
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There might have been a post like this but it would probably be dead by now.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
When Chuck Norris falls in the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 07:04:00 AM » |
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Can Chuck Norris make a rock so big, even Chuck Norris can't lift it? Of course, but then he'll throw it at you for trying to catch him with a paradox.
Can Chuck Norris make a burrito so hot, even Chuck Norris can't eat it? Of course, but he'd eat it anyway. He's just that badass.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 12:10:20 PM » |
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God said, "Let there be Norris" and that was good.
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 03:12:34 PM » |
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Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
Bill Gates forever lives in fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash.
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The fact that we exist as psions defies all laws of science, nature and physics. We are the most potentially dangerous things on the face of this Earth
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 08:00:29 PM » |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2009, 03:26:49 AM » |
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There is no chin Under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits...
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2009, 11:09:35 AM » |
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The world revolves around Chuck Norris. That's why we have leap years.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2009, 05:13:59 AM » |
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Chuck Norris can get cured by his own placebos.
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2009, 04:48:46 PM » |
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CN doesn't stand for the name of a chemical weapon, but to something far more dangerous: Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2009, 05:39:08 PM » |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately for our cancer patients, Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris can go back in time and face himself in chess, and Chuck Norris would win.
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 04:11:05 PM » |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2009, 09:53:17 PM » |
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Chuck Norris can get himself in a paradox.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 07:30:41 PM » |
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you probably know these few
Superman has a pajama with picture of Chuck Norris on it
Chuck Norris sleeps with light on, not because he is afraid of dark but the dark is afraid of him
Last thing on Chuck norisses victim's mind is his foot
Why is God called God? Because Chuck Norris was already taken
there are no jokes about Chuck Norris, they are all facts
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2009, 11:35:42 PM » |
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Chuck Norris doesn't check is closet for the boogyman, the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch that.
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 09:47:31 AM » |
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris jokes YOU! (Compound joke FTW!) |
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« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 11:02:59 AM » |
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lol, I had to re-read that with a Russian accent in my mind to get it...
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
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There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself. (Seriously, nothing... ) |
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« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2009, 08:38:01 PM » |
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. EDIT: www.nochucknorris.com |
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« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 08:21:34 PM » |
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When Chuck Norris falls in the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
I'm sorry, this is factually inaccurate. CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T FALL!! Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares down the book till it gives him the information he wants. Chuck Norris got in a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. Chuck Norris went to Virginia. When he came back it was just ia. |
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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2009, 09:30:22 AM » |
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Chuck Norris is so famous a news station dedicated to him was set up : CNN - Chuck Norris News .
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Correct me if I am wrong...
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2009, 04:34:14 PM » |
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
I know it hasnt been posted in for a few days, but this is just one of those threads that can't get old,
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